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Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions. "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. You can't let that happen. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/A_Streetcar_Named_Marge?oldid=127618. Summary: Marge gets a taste of the acting bug and decides to volunteer at the Springfield Community Center. Mm. Nope. Marge: [southern accent] Here you are, Homer. Marge stars in "Oh, Streetcar! I want to kiss you, just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth. Note: Much action – TBD means that something needs to happen here but that it is “To Be Determined” during rehearsal, so we’re not sure just what it is yet. You haven't met. Helen Lovejoy: My name is Helen Lovejoy, and I'll be playing Stella. We don't allow these here. Flanders: Oh, let's not and say we did. <> Llewellyn: Here. The piano is playing, and several people are warming up their vocals.]. It really got to me how that lady, uh, um … you know which one I mean. A Streetcar Named Marge Written by Jeff Martin Directed by Rich Moore. Related Papers. I was sad. I guess a few weeks wouldn't hurt her. Llewellyn: Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge: I'm sorry, Llewellyn, I just … I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face. Ayn Rand: A bottle? Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor? :]5��h%�@pqP�-���1�V�hKR�� ݧ�I3wɤ�B���5��6u-�b.`i6�%)�� �H�:$xJ�hQ�`%�ݖ ,������rs��E�@��5m�bnl���=������5�] ZEc. Come to Papa. I played Blanche DuBois. New Or-le-ans, Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile, New Or-le-ans, Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul. There's the ol' face-shredder. [Marge is attached to guide ropes and is being pulled around by Moe and Barney to make her appear as she's flying.]. Schnell! [Outside Flanders' house, Homer yells up at Marge who is rehearsing with Ned.]. Marge Simpson plays Blanche to Ned Flanders' bare-chested Stanley ina musical version of ``A Streetcar Named Desire.''. Marge: Kids, I won't be home tonight so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwaveable TV dinners. Troy McClure: If you ask me, they're all winners! [Ned grabs Marge and flings her onto the bed. Chief Wiggum: Oh, forget about it. Miss Indiana! Homer: Yeah, like when I pick my teeth with the mail and stuff. Bob's yer uncle, mate. Oh, wait, there is. And I'd like to apologize one last time for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations. I didn't know you were an actor. Isn't that exciting? Marge: My name is Blanche DuBois. Hmm? Marge: I'm sure you won't enjoy it. She grabs a plastic gun and shoots a rubber dart across to the locker filled with dummies. Ayn Rand: Don't like to nap, eh? I'm, uh, I'm gonna crawl into bed with a bottle of amaretto. There's nothing about bowling in the play. Clear the stage! Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 1 Oktober 1992. Shows what you know, Marge. And Homer is ignoring her again or whinging about his pudding can. Llewellyn: I am not an easy man to work for. Lisa: Hey, look! Homer: 'Cause I don't care, okay? Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul. Mr. Boswell: Memo to Goldie Hawn: Cheerleading tryouts were 30 years ago. I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only daycare center in town that's not currently under investigation by the state. Uh-uh. The box! Directed by Rich Moore. I'm Blanche DuBois! Our aim here is to develop the bottle within. Apu: I am just a simple paperboy. <>>> Troy McClure: Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada, it's the Miss American Girl Pageant! Homer: Marge, can I get some change for the candy machine? Is there any frontal nudity? Ayn Rand: I'm sorry, Maggie. [chuckles] Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby's saying when she reaches for a bottle? Homer: Hey, there's some quarters in here. [laughs], [Ayn Rand enters her office and one of the bottles rolls off the desk and shatters on the floor. You were right. Otto: Hey, man, if you like that, you should see my butt. Syndicated columnist, William F. George! A Streetcar Named Marge Marge joins a drama class playing a musical version of A Streetcar Called Desire but the teacher, voiced by Jon Lovitz, is horrible and strict. Marge, I'll be out in the car. ], Homer: Maggie, time to go to the… [screeches], [Homer makes his way slowly through the babies, grabs Maggie, and slowly makes his way back out. Schnell! [Marge is talking to Chief Wiggum's character.]. While directing Hats Off to Hanukkah I reduced more than one cast member to tears. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. New Orleans! Marge: I'm auditioning for a play. I'm asking for white-hot rage and you're giving me a hissy fit. Marge: Homer, can you run some lines with me? "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. I absolutely adore Streetcar Named Desire, and I LOVE Tennessee Williams, but I found this dramatization way, way, WAY over the top! I'll be playing your part. He then climbs onto her angrily. It's a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. TV Guide synopsis. They were writing how Marge gets into her role by seeing Homer’s selfishness like Marlon Brando’s. Llewellyn: Hallelujah! Maggy opens up her nappy and ties the string from a Krusty doll around her waste. Ayn Rand starts to make her way back to her office. Marge: Oh, see you later, kids. Lyrics Ensemble: New Or-le-ans, Home of pirates, drunks, and whores, New Or-le-ans, Tacky overpriced souvenir stores. Marge: Homer, it'll just be a few minutes more! Let's rehearse the bottle scene! [Maggie plays 'Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy' on the xylophone.]. Llewellyn: Hello! Chief Wiggum: Long before the Superdome, where the Saints of football play, lived a city that the damned call home, hear their hellish Rondelet. Lisa: [with accent] Would it help if I talked like this too? Multimodal Projects: A Streetcar Named Desire, Blue Jasmine, and “A Streetcar Named Marge” Please note: each of these project is “digital.” It must be composed on the web, and you must link it to your personal website. Flanders: Aren't you being a little hard on old Homie? It's a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. [Back at the School For Tots, Maggie is trying to find things to substitute as her dummy. 4 0 obj I am Llewellyn Sinclair. Girls: We learned the truth at seventeen, that love was meant for beauty queens. Homer: [yelling] Whoo-hoo! I've done it again! I'm a faded Southern dame without a dime. Marge: Oh, forget about him. This man disgusts you! [Bart flies around in the flying device while Lisa holds him up.]. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. 3 0 obj A/N: In case you all didn't know, this is from the Simpson's episode 'A Streetcar Named Marge' and after I watched it I thought it would make a great Naruto parody fanfic since Marge and Hinata are kinda the same; what with the whole living with someone who doesn't appresiate you. And Mr. Boswell, the man behind those infamous worst-dressed lists. She tries her thumb, a crayon, a block, and even a Bart Simpson doll, but nothing seems to work. Loading Preview. Llewellyn: You people out there, you're the stars! Marge: Hi, Ned. Miss North Carolina! 2 0 obj I'll pick up a bucket of fried chicken, extra skin, rolls, chocolate cream parfait…. Homer: What the … Why are you talking like that? Marge: Kids, I won't be home tonight so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwaveable TV dinners. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 1, 1992. Bart: [cockney accent] An' I'll talk like 'is. We'll be … I made some peanut butter brownies for everyone. Homer offers little support for his wife's acting pursuits, and Marge begins to see parallels between him and Stanley … Oh, what's a paperboy to do? Mm! I have directed three plays in my career and I have had three heart attacks. Apu: I'm collecting for the Evening Star. The toys all crash down, and Ayn Rand hears it. In the modern play A Streetcar Named Desire, the author, Tennessee Williams, suggests that individuals are blank slates and adversity plays a major factor in shaping their values and their perspective on things. %���� The Krusty doll talks from having its string pulled. She then holds two bottles of milk as she jumps down towards the table. "Stella. Marge: Stanley, stop, or I'll tell Stella. Token black panelist, Drederick Tatum! Miss Alaska! , Woman #2: Won't you come home Bill Bailey…, Llewellyn: Thank you for nothing. ], [An Alfred Hitchcock look-alike walks past with his dogs.]. Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding! ], [Back at the Springfield Community Center, Llewellyn is still trying to get Marge to get into character.]. ♪ All I want is one embrace ♪ [Car Horn Honking] Marge, … <> Meanwhile, Maggiesquares off with her strict new daycare provider. "A Streetcar Named Marge" adalah episode kedua dari musim keempat The Simpsons. Homer: That's okay. ], [Maggie crawls back through the vents. Uh, I've even been in Streetcar once before. The Simpsons 8F18 - A Streetcar Named Marge Episode Script. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white-hot grease fires of pure entertainment! I think that if you told me, I would remember. Marge: Stanley, stop or I'll tell Stella. Maggie gasps, drops the milk bottles, grabs the keys, and is pulled back up by the string on the Krusty doll. Llewellyn: Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat, mission accomplished! Oh, ye Gods! "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. I'm flame-retardant. Come to papa. You can't let that happen. . You're not working out. Meanwhile, Maggie squares off with her strict new daycare provider. Marge stars in a musical adaptation of A Streetcar Named Desire, but is angry with Homer's lack of interest; Maggie squares off with her strict new daycare owner. I just wanted 40 cents for my deliveries last week. You see, Marge, while you're off in your own little world you forgot that other people have problems too. [Homer's in bed playing Bowling on a Gameboy.]. ], Krusty Doll: If I break, buy a new one. Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play? Marge: Oh, come on, Homer. ], [Back at the Springfield Community Center, Ned and Marge are singing their lines.]. Woman: What's the matter, honey? "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. Llewellyn: Those auditioning for the role of Stanley, take off your shirts. Marge: Hmm. She is cast as Blanche DuBois in a musical version of "A Streetcar Named Desire" directed by the flamboyant Llewellyn Sinclair. My mother the actress. Marge: Maybe I should have taken a nice calligraphy class. Troy McClure: If you ask me, they're all winners! Marge, every second you spend with this man he is crushing your fragile spirit. Flanders: Stella! endobj I'll be playing Blanche. At first, she flunks the audition, but when play director, Llewelyn Sinclair ( Jon Lovitz having the time of his life) hears her talking to Homer, he realises that he has the perfect woman to play poor, downtrodden Blanche DuBois. ], [Maggie crawls out of Marge's hair, takes Ned's glasses and puts them on.]. Marge: Oh. [kisses her]. A Streetcar Named Hinata. Flanders: [chuckles] Here, Marge, let me. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 1, 1992. Try joining a gym. Ayn Rand: Playing nicely, little humans? Marge: I'll twist this bottle in your face. Marge: I'll twist this bottle in your face!! [Maggie's had enough. Lisa: Uh-huh. Marge: Why can't you be a little more supportive? Hello, Maggie. We're none of us perfect. This time it will be the Season 4 episode “A Streetcar Named Marge”. Will this bewitching floozy, seduce this humble newsie? [Yelling] Whoo-hoo! [Ayn Rand takes Maggie's dummy and locks it away with hundreds more. She grabs her nappy full of her essentials and goes over to the blinds. Déshabillez votre chemise! My sister runs a daycare center. Well, at least that's what I thought. Bart: [with accent] Lookin' for a spot of fun with the missus, hey, guv'nor? Mr.Boswell, can you give us a sneak peek at this year's list? Llewellyn: Perhaps we are all a little mad we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. Homer: Yeah. New Orleans! Homer arrives with Bart and Lisa to take Maggie home. �d�����ǡGX��V��V i~�;���p���-{�>�j;�.a-�u�b�Y��R���Z�E�J��J:�/�wϿ[rPc*�н�ݟ̵r2�}A>� ΃Ufy��^��XN;&���;WI���LIj5��$^���,^DgO�d�DH8ƹז�P�ә�ī$H��5���3�B�?����K�qw������ty�gIFQ�W�� �]Yza�ߑ�uKjD�Q2��jD�/����™S�0H"{�o��{���������� %y�X�O��#��#f�u��p����w[�}�k�2��I`�0,� Isn't that exciting? A Streetcar Named Marge is the second episode of the fourth season of The Simpsons. Stinking, rotten "vomity" vile. Just strike the sets! In the episode, Marge wins the role of Blanche DuBois in a community theatre musical version of Tennessee Williams' A Streetcar Named Desire. Good day. By the end, you were so bored you could barely keep your selfish head up. What disappointed you about A Streetcar Named Desire (Dramatized)? Marge, feeling bored and invisible in the family, decides to audition for a musical version of the Tennessee Williams play A Streetcar Named Desire. A Streetcar Named Desire is a play written by Tennessee Williams that was first performed on Broadway on December 3, 1947. Homer: So, what time does this play start? Ayn Rand: She's saying, "I am a leech." endobj They go over and look at the dummy collection locked away. No romance do I seek. In the play itself, music plays a significant role both as a mood setter and as a source of characterization. Let's take a minute to meet our distinguished panel of judges: Skin-care consultant, Rowena! I will! Homer: Fine. Marge: Homie, I didn't get the part. Marge, you were terrific. Marge: The play's tomorrow night. x��Xێ��}7�(�C@34���,�e�l�����I�,f�n-/���S���"wL�00�ľԩ:u����3��ӛO��@��?ӻ�����Wo>F���{�*���E�q�J(WA�����W! She is cast as Blanche DuBois in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire directed by the flamboyant Llewellyn Sinclair. Stella! Well, be a good girl, Maggie. That's how much I care! Stella!" Little ol' Stanley me, huh? Lisa then convinces Krusty to turn into a serious actor, and he takes part in a parody play version of Death of a Salesman, called The Salesman's Bad Day, written by Llewellyn Sinclair (his second appearance from "A Streetcar Named Marge") who at first couldn't do, until Sinclair motivates him, causing Krusty to become a serious actor until his clown self appears in his mind, telling him that he is still a clown and … Marge: Why didn't you tell me you felt this way? You played her. The babies stack up all sorts of toys so that Maggie can climb up and try to get the dummies out. 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A Feminist Study of Otherness in A Streetcar Named Desire and Its Iranian Film Adaptation, The Stranger. . [snores]. We have a place for babies like you. I'm planning for a fourth. Ayn Rand: Mrs. Simpson. Marge: I told you several times. Bart: Okay. Homer: Excuse me, Marge! Marge: Maggie is allergic to strained pears and she likes a bottle of warm milk before nap time. I feel like Lucie Arnaz-Luckinbill. Marge, I'll be out in the car. ", a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. Hate to be an armchair Blanche, but I always gave it one of these. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions. "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. You can't let that happen. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/A_Streetcar_Named_Marge?oldid=127618. Summary: Marge gets a taste of the acting bug and decides to volunteer at the Springfield Community Center. Mm. Nope. Marge: [southern accent] Here you are, Homer. Marge stars in "Oh, Streetcar! I want to kiss you, just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth. Note: Much action – TBD means that something needs to happen here but that it is “To Be Determined” during rehearsal, so we’re not sure just what it is yet. You haven't met. Helen Lovejoy: My name is Helen Lovejoy, and I'll be playing Stella. We don't allow these here. Flanders: Oh, let's not and say we did. <> Llewellyn: Here. The piano is playing, and several people are warming up their vocals.]. It really got to me how that lady, uh, um … you know which one I mean. A Streetcar Named Marge Written by Jeff Martin Directed by Rich Moore. Related Papers. I was sad. I guess a few weeks wouldn't hurt her. Llewellyn: Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge: I'm sorry, Llewellyn, I just … I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face. Ayn Rand: A bottle? Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor? :]5��h%�@pqP�-���1�V�hKR�� ݧ�I3wɤ�B���5��6u-�b.`i6�%)�� �H�:$xJ�hQ�`%�ݖ ,������rs��E�@��5m�bnl���=������5�] ZEc. Come to Papa. I played Blanche DuBois. New Or-le-ans, Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile, New Or-le-ans, Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul. There's the ol' face-shredder. [Marge is attached to guide ropes and is being pulled around by Moe and Barney to make her appear as she's flying.]. Schnell! [Outside Flanders' house, Homer yells up at Marge who is rehearsing with Ned.]. Marge Simpson plays Blanche to Ned Flanders' bare-chested Stanley ina musical version of ``A Streetcar Named Desire.''. Marge: Kids, I won't be home tonight so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwaveable TV dinners. Troy McClure: If you ask me, they're all winners! [Ned grabs Marge and flings her onto the bed. Chief Wiggum: Oh, forget about it. Miss Indiana! Homer: Yeah, like when I pick my teeth with the mail and stuff. Bob's yer uncle, mate. Oh, wait, there is. And I'd like to apologize one last time for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations. I didn't know you were an actor. Isn't that exciting? Marge: My name is Blanche DuBois. Hmm? Marge: I'm sure you won't enjoy it. She grabs a plastic gun and shoots a rubber dart across to the locker filled with dummies. Ayn Rand: Don't like to nap, eh? I'm, uh, I'm gonna crawl into bed with a bottle of amaretto. There's nothing about bowling in the play. Clear the stage! Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 1 Oktober 1992. Shows what you know, Marge. And Homer is ignoring her again or whinging about his pudding can. Llewellyn: I am not an easy man to work for. Lisa: Hey, look! Homer: 'Cause I don't care, okay? Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul. Mr. Boswell: Memo to Goldie Hawn: Cheerleading tryouts were 30 years ago. I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only daycare center in town that's not currently under investigation by the state. Uh-uh. The box! Directed by Rich Moore. I'm Blanche DuBois! Our aim here is to develop the bottle within. Apu: I am just a simple paperboy. <>>> Troy McClure: Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada, it's the Miss American Girl Pageant! Homer: Marge, can I get some change for the candy machine? Is there any frontal nudity? Ayn Rand: I'm sorry, Maggie. [chuckles] Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby's saying when she reaches for a bottle? Homer: Hey, there's some quarters in here. [laughs], [Ayn Rand enters her office and one of the bottles rolls off the desk and shatters on the floor. You were right. Otto: Hey, man, if you like that, you should see my butt. Syndicated columnist, William F. George! A Streetcar Named Marge Marge joins a drama class playing a musical version of A Streetcar Called Desire but the teacher, voiced by Jon Lovitz, is horrible and strict. Marge, I'll be out in the car. ], Homer: Maggie, time to go to the… [screeches], [Homer makes his way slowly through the babies, grabs Maggie, and slowly makes his way back out. Schnell! [Marge is talking to Chief Wiggum's character.]. While directing Hats Off to Hanukkah I reduced more than one cast member to tears. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. New Orleans! Marge: I'm auditioning for a play. I'm asking for white-hot rage and you're giving me a hissy fit. Marge: Homer, can you run some lines with me? "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. I absolutely adore Streetcar Named Desire, and I LOVE Tennessee Williams, but I found this dramatization way, way, WAY over the top! I'll be playing your part. He then climbs onto her angrily. It's a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. TV Guide synopsis. They were writing how Marge gets into her role by seeing Homer’s selfishness like Marlon Brando’s. Llewellyn: Hallelujah! Maggy opens up her nappy and ties the string from a Krusty doll around her waste. Ayn Rand starts to make her way back to her office. Marge: Oh, see you later, kids. Lyrics Ensemble: New Or-le-ans, Home of pirates, drunks, and whores, New Or-le-ans, Tacky overpriced souvenir stores. Marge: Homer, it'll just be a few minutes more! Let's rehearse the bottle scene! [Maggie plays 'Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy' on the xylophone.]. Llewellyn: Hello! Chief Wiggum: Long before the Superdome, where the Saints of football play, lived a city that the damned call home, hear their hellish Rondelet. Lisa: [with accent] Would it help if I talked like this too? Multimodal Projects: A Streetcar Named Desire, Blue Jasmine, and “A Streetcar Named Marge” Please note: each of these project is “digital.” It must be composed on the web, and you must link it to your personal website. Flanders: Aren't you being a little hard on old Homie? It's a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. [Back at the School For Tots, Maggie is trying to find things to substitute as her dummy. 4 0 obj I am Llewellyn Sinclair. Girls: We learned the truth at seventeen, that love was meant for beauty queens. Homer: [yelling] Whoo-hoo! I've done it again! I'm a faded Southern dame without a dime. Marge: Oh, forget about him. This man disgusts you! [Bart flies around in the flying device while Lisa holds him up.]. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. 3 0 obj A/N: In case you all didn't know, this is from the Simpson's episode 'A Streetcar Named Marge' and after I watched it I thought it would make a great Naruto parody fanfic since Marge and Hinata are kinda the same; what with the whole living with someone who doesn't appresiate you. And Mr. Boswell, the man behind those infamous worst-dressed lists. She tries her thumb, a crayon, a block, and even a Bart Simpson doll, but nothing seems to work. Loading Preview. Llewellyn: You people out there, you're the stars! Marge: Hi, Ned. Miss North Carolina! 2 0 obj I'll pick up a bucket of fried chicken, extra skin, rolls, chocolate cream parfait…. Homer: What the … Why are you talking like that? Marge: Kids, I won't be home tonight so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwaveable TV dinners. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 1, 1992. Bart: [cockney accent] An' I'll talk like 'is. We'll be … I made some peanut butter brownies for everyone. Homer offers little support for his wife's acting pursuits, and Marge begins to see parallels between him and Stanley … Oh, what's a paperboy to do? Mm! I have directed three plays in my career and I have had three heart attacks. Apu: I'm collecting for the Evening Star. The toys all crash down, and Ayn Rand hears it. In the modern play A Streetcar Named Desire, the author, Tennessee Williams, suggests that individuals are blank slates and adversity plays a major factor in shaping their values and their perspective on things. %���� The Krusty doll talks from having its string pulled. She then holds two bottles of milk as she jumps down towards the table. "Stella. Marge: Stanley, stop, or I'll tell Stella. Token black panelist, Drederick Tatum! Miss Alaska! , Woman #2: Won't you come home Bill Bailey…, Llewellyn: Thank you for nothing. ], [An Alfred Hitchcock look-alike walks past with his dogs.]. Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding! ], [Back at the Springfield Community Center, Llewellyn is still trying to get Marge to get into character.]. ♪ All I want is one embrace ♪ [Car Horn Honking] Marge, … <> Meanwhile, Maggiesquares off with her strict new daycare provider. "A Streetcar Named Marge" adalah episode kedua dari musim keempat The Simpsons. Homer: That's okay. ], [Maggie crawls back through the vents. Uh, I've even been in Streetcar once before. The Simpsons 8F18 - A Streetcar Named Marge Episode Script. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white-hot grease fires of pure entertainment! I think that if you told me, I would remember. Marge: Stanley, stop or I'll tell Stella. Maggie gasps, drops the milk bottles, grabs the keys, and is pulled back up by the string on the Krusty doll. Llewellyn: Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat, mission accomplished! Oh, ye Gods! "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. I'm flame-retardant. Come to papa. You can't let that happen. . You're not working out. Meanwhile, Maggie squares off with her strict new daycare provider. Marge stars in a musical adaptation of A Streetcar Named Desire, but is angry with Homer's lack of interest; Maggie squares off with her strict new daycare owner. I just wanted 40 cents for my deliveries last week. You see, Marge, while you're off in your own little world you forgot that other people have problems too. [Homer's in bed playing Bowling on a Gameboy.]. ], Krusty Doll: If I break, buy a new one. Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play? Marge: Oh, come on, Homer. ], [Back at the Springfield Community Center, Ned and Marge are singing their lines.]. Woman: What's the matter, honey? "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. Llewellyn: Those auditioning for the role of Stanley, take off your shirts. Marge: Hmm. She is cast as Blanche DuBois in a musical version of "A Streetcar Named Desire" directed by the flamboyant Llewellyn Sinclair. My mother the actress. Marge: Maybe I should have taken a nice calligraphy class. Troy McClure: If you ask me, they're all winners! Marge, every second you spend with this man he is crushing your fragile spirit. Flanders: Stella! endobj I'll be playing Blanche. At first, she flunks the audition, but when play director, Llewelyn Sinclair ( Jon Lovitz having the time of his life) hears her talking to Homer, he realises that he has the perfect woman to play poor, downtrodden Blanche DuBois. ], [Maggie crawls out of Marge's hair, takes Ned's glasses and puts them on.]. Marge: Oh. [kisses her]. A Streetcar Named Hinata. Flanders: [chuckles] Here, Marge, let me. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 1, 1992. Try joining a gym. Ayn Rand: Playing nicely, little humans? Marge: I'll twist this bottle in your face. Marge: I'll twist this bottle in your face!! [Maggie's had enough. Lisa: Uh-huh. Marge: Why can't you be a little more supportive? Hello, Maggie. We're none of us perfect. This time it will be the Season 4 episode “A Streetcar Named Marge”. Will this bewitching floozy, seduce this humble newsie? [Yelling] Whoo-hoo! [Ayn Rand takes Maggie's dummy and locks it away with hundreds more. She grabs her nappy full of her essentials and goes over to the blinds. Déshabillez votre chemise! My sister runs a daycare center. Well, at least that's what I thought. Bart: [with accent] Lookin' for a spot of fun with the missus, hey, guv'nor? Mr.Boswell, can you give us a sneak peek at this year's list? Llewellyn: Perhaps we are all a little mad we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. Homer: Yeah. New Orleans! Homer arrives with Bart and Lisa to take Maggie home. �d�����ǡGX��V��V i~�;���p���-{�>�j;�.a-�u�b�Y��R���Z�E�J��J:�/�wϿ[rPc*�н�ݟ̵r2�}A>� ΃Ufy��^��XN;&���;WI���LIj5��$^���,^DgO�d�DH8ƹז�P�ә�ī$H��5���3�B�?����K�qw������ty�gIFQ�W�� �]Yza�ߑ�uKjD�Q2��jD�/����™S�0H"{�o��{���������� %y�X�O��#��#f�u��p����w[�}�k�2��I`�0,� Isn't that exciting? A Streetcar Named Marge is the second episode of the fourth season of The Simpsons. Stinking, rotten "vomity" vile. Just strike the sets! In the episode, Marge wins the role of Blanche DuBois in a community theatre musical version of Tennessee Williams' A Streetcar Named Desire. Good day. By the end, you were so bored you could barely keep your selfish head up. What disappointed you about A Streetcar Named Desire (Dramatized)? Marge, feeling bored and invisible in the family, decides to audition for a musical version of the Tennessee Williams play A Streetcar Named Desire. A Streetcar Named Desire is a play written by Tennessee Williams that was first performed on Broadway on December 3, 1947. Homer: So, what time does this play start? Ayn Rand: She's saying, "I am a leech." endobj They go over and look at the dummy collection locked away. No romance do I seek. In the play itself, music plays a significant role both as a mood setter and as a source of characterization. Let's take a minute to meet our distinguished panel of judges: Skin-care consultant, Rowena! I will! Homer: Fine. Marge: Homie, I didn't get the part. Marge, you were terrific. Marge: The play's tomorrow night. x��Xێ��}7�(�C@34���,�e�l�����I�,f�n-/���S���"wL�00�ľԩ:u����3��ӛO��@��?ӻ�����Wo>F���{�*���E�q�J(WA�����W! She is cast as Blanche DuBois in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire directed by the flamboyant Llewellyn Sinclair. Stella! Well, be a good girl, Maggie. That's how much I care! Stella!" Little ol' Stanley me, huh? Lisa then convinces Krusty to turn into a serious actor, and he takes part in a parody play version of Death of a Salesman, called The Salesman's Bad Day, written by Llewellyn Sinclair (his second appearance from "A Streetcar Named Marge") who at first couldn't do, until Sinclair motivates him, causing Krusty to become a serious actor until his clown self appears in his mind, telling him that he is still a clown and … Marge: Why didn't you tell me you felt this way? You played her. The babies stack up all sorts of toys so that Maggie can climb up and try to get the dummies out. 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a streetcar named marge script

And yet, it is a work that has notably resisted musical adaptation. You take Blanche and you fling her roughly to the bed. You're all terrible! Ringo Jones Productions 635 views. Bart: Hey, look at me. ], Krusty Doll: Hey, kids! Marge: I play an aging Southern beauty who's driven to insanity by her brutish brother-in-law, Stanley. I can't fake an interest in this and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects. Mm-hmm. Marge: Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret. Except you. This production is…. Apu: I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Lisa: Wow! New Orleans! Marge: Come here. Cast: You can always depend on the kindness of strangers, to buck up your spirits and shield you from dangers. Dawn of Day: Stories from the Underground Railroad - Duration: 53:29. Marge: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie and sometimes it's like I don't even exist. [Llewellyn notices Marge on the phone to Homer. Aaah! A Streetcar named MARGE - Duration: 3:51. A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams And so it was I entered the broken world To trace the visionary company of love, its voice An instant in the wind (I know not whither hurled) But not for long to hold each desperate choice "The Broken Tower" by Hart Crane SCENE ONE New Orleans! Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit. Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank. There. A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE SCENE ONE: [it is dusk of an evening in early May…. stream When she gets to the locker, she opens it with the keys and throws up dummies to all the babies. Troy McClure: Like Miss South Dakota! ����>6U��%��?���ׯ��\�NO� Z O���`-�zO4�6Y���$�0��2 �TΣ0���o�mʈ(~�Iv�Z,靕�A�ӂ�KR��3O)qF#���w�W��C��k~xl���� �Ƈ�Z�|Dz�!�)-�(H�9$�9$̂�;�*��T��]��y������ŏ��[�%� �7xey{|�M���D(:k��>��� ����bȦ1d�*�]�&��%I:^����ϭo�P�4���j*�� [Llewellyn throws a fistful of coins at the ground and Homer bends down to pick them up.]. [Llewellyn gives direction to Ned and Marge.]. I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras, a never-ending party. A Feminist Study of Otherness in A Streetcar Named Desire and Its Iranian Film Adaptation, The Stranger. . [snores]. We have a place for babies like you. I'm planning for a fourth. Ayn Rand: Mrs. Simpson. Marge: I told you several times. Bart: Okay. Homer: Excuse me, Marge! Marge: Maggie is allergic to strained pears and she likes a bottle of warm milk before nap time. I feel like Lucie Arnaz-Luckinbill. Marge, I'll be out in the car. ", a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. Hate to be an armchair Blanche, but I always gave it one of these. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions. "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. You can't let that happen. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/A_Streetcar_Named_Marge?oldid=127618. Summary: Marge gets a taste of the acting bug and decides to volunteer at the Springfield Community Center. Mm. Nope. Marge: [southern accent] Here you are, Homer. Marge stars in "Oh, Streetcar! I want to kiss you, just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth. Note: Much action – TBD means that something needs to happen here but that it is “To Be Determined” during rehearsal, so we’re not sure just what it is yet. You haven't met. Helen Lovejoy: My name is Helen Lovejoy, and I'll be playing Stella. We don't allow these here. Flanders: Oh, let's not and say we did. <> Llewellyn: Here. The piano is playing, and several people are warming up their vocals.]. It really got to me how that lady, uh, um … you know which one I mean. A Streetcar Named Marge Written by Jeff Martin Directed by Rich Moore. Related Papers. I was sad. I guess a few weeks wouldn't hurt her. Llewellyn: Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge: I'm sorry, Llewellyn, I just … I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face. Ayn Rand: A bottle? Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor? :]5��h%�@pqP�-���1�V�hKR�� ݧ�I3wɤ�B���5��6u-�b.`i6�%)�� �H�:$xJ�hQ�`%�ݖ ,������rs��E�@��5m�bnl���=������5�] ZEc. Come to Papa. I played Blanche DuBois. New Or-le-ans, Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile, New Or-le-ans, Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul. There's the ol' face-shredder. [Marge is attached to guide ropes and is being pulled around by Moe and Barney to make her appear as she's flying.]. Schnell! [Outside Flanders' house, Homer yells up at Marge who is rehearsing with Ned.]. Marge Simpson plays Blanche to Ned Flanders' bare-chested Stanley ina musical version of ``A Streetcar Named Desire.''. Marge: Kids, I won't be home tonight so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwaveable TV dinners. Troy McClure: If you ask me, they're all winners! [Ned grabs Marge and flings her onto the bed. Chief Wiggum: Oh, forget about it. Miss Indiana! Homer: Yeah, like when I pick my teeth with the mail and stuff. Bob's yer uncle, mate. Oh, wait, there is. And I'd like to apologize one last time for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations. I didn't know you were an actor. Isn't that exciting? Marge: My name is Blanche DuBois. Hmm? Marge: I'm sure you won't enjoy it. She grabs a plastic gun and shoots a rubber dart across to the locker filled with dummies. Ayn Rand: Don't like to nap, eh? I'm, uh, I'm gonna crawl into bed with a bottle of amaretto. There's nothing about bowling in the play. Clear the stage! Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 1 Oktober 1992. Shows what you know, Marge. And Homer is ignoring her again or whinging about his pudding can. Llewellyn: I am not an easy man to work for. Lisa: Hey, look! Homer: 'Cause I don't care, okay? Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul. Mr. Boswell: Memo to Goldie Hawn: Cheerleading tryouts were 30 years ago. I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only daycare center in town that's not currently under investigation by the state. Uh-uh. The box! Directed by Rich Moore. I'm Blanche DuBois! Our aim here is to develop the bottle within. Apu: I am just a simple paperboy. <>>> Troy McClure: Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada, it's the Miss American Girl Pageant! Homer: Marge, can I get some change for the candy machine? Is there any frontal nudity? Ayn Rand: I'm sorry, Maggie. [chuckles] Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby's saying when she reaches for a bottle? Homer: Hey, there's some quarters in here. [laughs], [Ayn Rand enters her office and one of the bottles rolls off the desk and shatters on the floor. You were right. Otto: Hey, man, if you like that, you should see my butt. Syndicated columnist, William F. George! A Streetcar Named Marge Marge joins a drama class playing a musical version of A Streetcar Called Desire but the teacher, voiced by Jon Lovitz, is horrible and strict. Marge, I'll be out in the car. ], Homer: Maggie, time to go to the… [screeches], [Homer makes his way slowly through the babies, grabs Maggie, and slowly makes his way back out. Schnell! [Marge is talking to Chief Wiggum's character.]. While directing Hats Off to Hanukkah I reduced more than one cast member to tears. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. New Orleans! Marge: I'm auditioning for a play. I'm asking for white-hot rage and you're giving me a hissy fit. Marge: Homer, can you run some lines with me? "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. I absolutely adore Streetcar Named Desire, and I LOVE Tennessee Williams, but I found this dramatization way, way, WAY over the top! I'll be playing your part. He then climbs onto her angrily. It's a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. TV Guide synopsis. They were writing how Marge gets into her role by seeing Homer’s selfishness like Marlon Brando’s. Llewellyn: Hallelujah! Maggy opens up her nappy and ties the string from a Krusty doll around her waste. Ayn Rand starts to make her way back to her office. Marge: Oh, see you later, kids. Lyrics Ensemble: New Or-le-ans, Home of pirates, drunks, and whores, New Or-le-ans, Tacky overpriced souvenir stores. Marge: Homer, it'll just be a few minutes more! Let's rehearse the bottle scene! [Maggie plays 'Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy' on the xylophone.]. Llewellyn: Hello! Chief Wiggum: Long before the Superdome, where the Saints of football play, lived a city that the damned call home, hear their hellish Rondelet. Lisa: [with accent] Would it help if I talked like this too? Multimodal Projects: A Streetcar Named Desire, Blue Jasmine, and “A Streetcar Named Marge” Please note: each of these project is “digital.” It must be composed on the web, and you must link it to your personal website. Flanders: Aren't you being a little hard on old Homie? It's a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. [Back at the School For Tots, Maggie is trying to find things to substitute as her dummy. 4 0 obj I am Llewellyn Sinclair. Girls: We learned the truth at seventeen, that love was meant for beauty queens. Homer: [yelling] Whoo-hoo! I've done it again! I'm a faded Southern dame without a dime. Marge: Oh, forget about him. This man disgusts you! [Bart flies around in the flying device while Lisa holds him up.]. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. 3 0 obj A/N: In case you all didn't know, this is from the Simpson's episode 'A Streetcar Named Marge' and after I watched it I thought it would make a great Naruto parody fanfic since Marge and Hinata are kinda the same; what with the whole living with someone who doesn't appresiate you. And Mr. Boswell, the man behind those infamous worst-dressed lists. She tries her thumb, a crayon, a block, and even a Bart Simpson doll, but nothing seems to work. Loading Preview. Llewellyn: You people out there, you're the stars! Marge: Hi, Ned. Miss North Carolina! 2 0 obj I'll pick up a bucket of fried chicken, extra skin, rolls, chocolate cream parfait…. Homer: What the … Why are you talking like that? Marge: Kids, I won't be home tonight so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwaveable TV dinners. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 1, 1992. Bart: [cockney accent] An' I'll talk like 'is. We'll be … I made some peanut butter brownies for everyone. Homer offers little support for his wife's acting pursuits, and Marge begins to see parallels between him and Stanley … Oh, what's a paperboy to do? Mm! I have directed three plays in my career and I have had three heart attacks. Apu: I'm collecting for the Evening Star. The toys all crash down, and Ayn Rand hears it. In the modern play A Streetcar Named Desire, the author, Tennessee Williams, suggests that individuals are blank slates and adversity plays a major factor in shaping their values and their perspective on things. %���� The Krusty doll talks from having its string pulled. She then holds two bottles of milk as she jumps down towards the table. "Stella. Marge: Stanley, stop, or I'll tell Stella. Token black panelist, Drederick Tatum! Miss Alaska! , Woman #2: Won't you come home Bill Bailey…, Llewellyn: Thank you for nothing. ], [An Alfred Hitchcock look-alike walks past with his dogs.]. Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding! ], [Back at the Springfield Community Center, Llewellyn is still trying to get Marge to get into character.]. ♪ All I want is one embrace ♪ [Car Horn Honking] Marge, … <> Meanwhile, Maggiesquares off with her strict new daycare provider. "A Streetcar Named Marge" adalah episode kedua dari musim keempat The Simpsons. Homer: That's okay. ], [Maggie crawls back through the vents. Uh, I've even been in Streetcar once before. The Simpsons 8F18 - A Streetcar Named Marge Episode Script. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white-hot grease fires of pure entertainment! I think that if you told me, I would remember. Marge: Stanley, stop or I'll tell Stella. Maggie gasps, drops the milk bottles, grabs the keys, and is pulled back up by the string on the Krusty doll. Llewellyn: Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat, mission accomplished! Oh, ye Gods! "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. I'm flame-retardant. Come to papa. You can't let that happen. . You're not working out. Meanwhile, Maggie squares off with her strict new daycare provider. Marge stars in a musical adaptation of A Streetcar Named Desire, but is angry with Homer's lack of interest; Maggie squares off with her strict new daycare owner. I just wanted 40 cents for my deliveries last week. You see, Marge, while you're off in your own little world you forgot that other people have problems too. [Homer's in bed playing Bowling on a Gameboy.]. ], Krusty Doll: If I break, buy a new one. Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play? Marge: Oh, come on, Homer. ], [Back at the Springfield Community Center, Ned and Marge are singing their lines.]. Woman: What's the matter, honey? "A Streetcar Named Marge" is the second episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. Llewellyn: Those auditioning for the role of Stanley, take off your shirts. Marge: Hmm. She is cast as Blanche DuBois in a musical version of "A Streetcar Named Desire" directed by the flamboyant Llewellyn Sinclair. My mother the actress. Marge: Maybe I should have taken a nice calligraphy class. Troy McClure: If you ask me, they're all winners! Marge, every second you spend with this man he is crushing your fragile spirit. Flanders: Stella! endobj I'll be playing Blanche. At first, she flunks the audition, but when play director, Llewelyn Sinclair ( Jon Lovitz having the time of his life) hears her talking to Homer, he realises that he has the perfect woman to play poor, downtrodden Blanche DuBois. ], [Maggie crawls out of Marge's hair, takes Ned's glasses and puts them on.]. Marge: Oh. [kisses her]. A Streetcar Named Hinata. Flanders: [chuckles] Here, Marge, let me. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 1, 1992. Try joining a gym. Ayn Rand: Playing nicely, little humans? Marge: I'll twist this bottle in your face. Marge: I'll twist this bottle in your face!! [Maggie's had enough. Lisa: Uh-huh. Marge: Why can't you be a little more supportive? Hello, Maggie. We're none of us perfect. This time it will be the Season 4 episode “A Streetcar Named Marge”. Will this bewitching floozy, seduce this humble newsie? [Yelling] Whoo-hoo! [Ayn Rand takes Maggie's dummy and locks it away with hundreds more. She grabs her nappy full of her essentials and goes over to the blinds. Déshabillez votre chemise! My sister runs a daycare center. Well, at least that's what I thought. Bart: [with accent] Lookin' for a spot of fun with the missus, hey, guv'nor? Mr.Boswell, can you give us a sneak peek at this year's list? Llewellyn: Perhaps we are all a little mad we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. Homer: Yeah. New Orleans! Homer arrives with Bart and Lisa to take Maggie home. �d�����ǡGX��V��V i~�;���p���-{�>�j;�.a-�u�b�Y��R���Z�E�J��J:�/�wϿ[rPc*�н�ݟ̵r2�}A>� ΃Ufy��^��XN;&���;WI���LIj5��$^���,^DgO�d�DH8ƹז�P�ә�ī$H��5���3�B�?����K�qw������ty�gIFQ�W�� �]Yza�ߑ�uKjD�Q2��jD�/����™S�0H"{�o��{���������� %y�X�O��#��#f�u��p����w[�}�k�2��I`�0,� Isn't that exciting? A Streetcar Named Marge is the second episode of the fourth season of The Simpsons. Stinking, rotten "vomity" vile. Just strike the sets! In the episode, Marge wins the role of Blanche DuBois in a community theatre musical version of Tennessee Williams' A Streetcar Named Desire. Good day. By the end, you were so bored you could barely keep your selfish head up. What disappointed you about A Streetcar Named Desire (Dramatized)? Marge, feeling bored and invisible in the family, decides to audition for a musical version of the Tennessee Williams play A Streetcar Named Desire. A Streetcar Named Desire is a play written by Tennessee Williams that was first performed on Broadway on December 3, 1947. Homer: So, what time does this play start? Ayn Rand: She's saying, "I am a leech." endobj They go over and look at the dummy collection locked away. No romance do I seek. In the play itself, music plays a significant role both as a mood setter and as a source of characterization. Let's take a minute to meet our distinguished panel of judges: Skin-care consultant, Rowena! I will! Homer: Fine. Marge: Homie, I didn't get the part. Marge, you were terrific. Marge: The play's tomorrow night. x��Xێ��}7�(�C@34���,�e�l�����I�,f�n-/���S���"wL�00�ľԩ:u����3��ӛO��@��?ӻ�����Wo>F���{�*���E�q�J(WA�����W! She is cast as Blanche DuBois in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire directed by the flamboyant Llewellyn Sinclair. Stella! Well, be a good girl, Maggie. That's how much I care! Stella!" Little ol' Stanley me, huh? Lisa then convinces Krusty to turn into a serious actor, and he takes part in a parody play version of Death of a Salesman, called The Salesman's Bad Day, written by Llewellyn Sinclair (his second appearance from "A Streetcar Named Marge") who at first couldn't do, until Sinclair motivates him, causing Krusty to become a serious actor until his clown self appears in his mind, telling him that he is still a clown and … Marge: Why didn't you tell me you felt this way? You played her. The babies stack up all sorts of toys so that Maggie can climb up and try to get the dummies out. 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